Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"Re-Launch India"


Whenever a particular model of certain article fails in the market due to one or other shortcomings into it, We often see company re-launching it  after rectifying the shortcomings ....

Like wise I am thinking about re-launching India after rectifying the short comings in the different fields of India....

When I shared my idea with my friend, he told me that it will be quite difficult to over come the short comings on our own, bcoz since independence we don't have a good track record of building a good nation ...

Then I told him that getting job done is not an issue, we can outsource it to different nations according to their field of expertise....such as,

Looking at the track record of UK and US we will outsource them for generating employment  opportunities....

Similarly as we have got security threats from China, so we can hire them to look after our security....

For improving our Education system and Sports activities we can look for Australia....

After hearing all this my wise friend said, " What about our democracy???... We are the largest democracy in the world, so who will be there to look after that our democracy is being handled properly by our Political leaders....???

hhmmmm.... I am still thinking that how to rectify these people, who have maligned our democracy... any idea??? 

And if we fail to rectify them, then it will not be possible to  
Re-Launch the India in a better way...........

(image from google)


Friday, February 18, 2011

" its different ball game now "

Cricket fever is raging across the country... World Cup action is set to begin on Saturday, and for the next  45 days or so, people will just forget about any thing , they will simply Eat cricket...Drink Cricket and Sleep Cricket (thanx to Commerce part of the game)....

There was a time when only five days matches used to be played....
Players used to behave like  gentlemen....
Ballers used to just walk a little and throw the ball to batsmen, without any rush of blood...
And appealing to tha umpire was so polite like telling...." i beg, out de do Sir ji...."
Even the spectators used to take a nap in between the overs...
So, over all it was a Gentlemen game......


But things have changed now... 
Like our life style, there is too much aggressiveness involved in the game of cricket now....
Cricket is no more a gentlemen game now.....
"Ab Baller, Batsman ko is tarah ghoortaa hai jaise Chabaa jaayega"


Even the spectators can't get a nap in between, and if they do so...they are certainly going to miss the Cheer Girls....;)
( images from goggle)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

" Treasure Hunt "


Looking back at the history of the Scams in the year 2010, it seems that there is no sector of public life which is immune from corruption….. 
Just have a look on the list here, it covers almost every field of public life...

1- The 2G Spectrum Scam : The mother of all scams in post independence India.

2– The CWG Scam:  An event hyped to reflect the pride of India but finally turned out to be a shameful figure of massive corruption

3– The Adarsh Housing Society Scam: This particular scam dragged the fair name of defence forces into the mud

4– Dr. Ketan Desai : The President of The Medical Council of India dismissed on the grounds of corruption , which highlighted the irregularities involved  in Medical education sector

5– Karnataka Land Scam: involving the family members of Chief Minister Yadurappa

6– The LIC Scam: highlighted the irregularities of financial sector

7– An affidavit filed in the Supreme Court says that eight out of sixteen Chief Justice of India are corrupt.

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Its not that corruption took place in the year 2010 only, instead we have a long history of being corrupt...
Here are some of them which took place prior to the year 2010...

1987 :  Bofors Scam........................Rs.         64  Crore
1991 :  Telgi Scam...........................Rs   43,000  Crore 
1992 :  Securities Scam....................Rs     4,000  Crore
1995 :  Bhansali Scam......................Rs     1,200  Crore
1996 :  Hawala Scam.......................Rs        810  Crore
1996 :  Fodder Scam.......................Rs        950  Crore
2000 :  UTI Scam............................Rs          32  Crore
2001 :  Mutual Fund Scam...............Rs      1,350  Crore
2009 :  Madhu Koda Scam..............Rs     4,000  Crore
2009 :  Satyam Scam.......................Rs   24,000 Crore

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Now some interesting figures given by Global watchdog   “Global Financial Integrity “......

According to  Global Financial Integrity......

1– Between the year 1948 and 2008 Rs 20,79,000 Crore was illegally transferred out of the country....
The same amount could repeat the Indian Government’s Farm Loan Waiver scheme at least  35 times.

2– In the year 2008 black money in India amounted to Rs. 28 Lakh Crore….. Just half the amount could have made India free from foreign debt.

3– The Swiss Banking Association Report of the year 2008 reveals that Indians hold  about Rs. 8,50,950 Crore in deposits… Now friends if the same amount in Rs. 1000 currency notes laid end to end, this amount would girdle the whole Globe more than 37 times.

3– In the 2G Spectrum scam Govt. lost about  Rs. 1,76,000 Crore… as per an estimate about 880 Crore number of Solar Power Plants , each generating 1MW, could have been installed nationwide.. Enough to resolve our electricity shortage.

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UNLESS PUBLIC VOICES ARE HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR THINGS ARE UNLIKELY TO CHANGE



Saturday, February 12, 2011

" Pyaar Re-defined "


There was a time when "Pyaar".... "Love".... used to be something personal and very much associated with Emotions......with Feelings..... it was never any body's game those days.....

Loving someone was not that easy those days... Pyaar karnaa used to be very tough n Challenging...
as Jigar Muradabadi said....
YE ISHQ NAHI AASAN BUS ITNA SMAJH LIJIYE
EK AGG KAA DARIYA HAI AUR DOOB KE JAANA HAI

In fact every stage of love used to be very amazing those days, like....
Pyaar............Virah...............Viyog

But in this modern age of globalization there is nothing like Virah or Viyog... now Virah means fights and separation, and when they fight they don't just get apart rather its like " She is a bitch "....... and " He is son of a Bitch "......  So Pyaar karnaa is not like passing through Aaag ka Dariyaa now......

Those days if some one loved some one, in most of the cases they had to follow a predetermined path... ie.
Pyaar...Shaadi...Suhaag Raat...Bache..girhasti

Where as now you can easily find " Live in Relationship ".... that too, not necessarily between two opposite   genders......

Even you can find "one night stand" now, where Pyaar is completely on ad'hoc basis, and its easy to judge that today's Love story is how much Physical and how much emotional....

You must be remembering this song.....
" KHULLAM  KHULLA  PYAAR  KARENGE  HUM  DONO "
its really "khullam khulla" these days......

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Mujhe dard e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai,
Dard e dil ki inteha maloom hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua naa dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki sazaa maloom hai.
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"happy valentine's day"



Wednesday, February 9, 2011

" simply shocking "



THIS FOTO WAS PUBLISHED IN THE PATNA EDITION OF A LEADING NEWS PAPER ON 06-02-2011....

WHEN I SAW IT,  I WAS JUST SPEECHLESS AND SHOCKED.....

I AM SHARING THIS WITH ALL OF YOU, WITH GREAT GRIEF.....





Sunday, February 6, 2011

" ye haseen Toofaan "


Frnds, you must be remembering Laila...... Katerina..... 
hey ! hellooooooo... I am not talking about those Haseenaas, talking about those destructive Cyclones.... Toofaan known as Laila ...Katerina etc...etc.......

Now the question is, why these  destructive n devastating  Toofaans have so lovely name ???



You may say ......yaar, Naam mein kyaa rakhaa hai ????

But looking at the destruction and devastation, these Laila and Katerina leave behind.... don't you think that there name should have been like Shaakaal or Mogaambo?..... or something like Mantharaa or Supernkhaa?..... so that people will be attentive even by hearing their name itself...

Friends, at any point of time if you tell me that Laila or Katerina is about to come here at my place..." To main unka intezaar apni baanhen phailaa ker hi karungaa "........ and just imagine the outcome of that.....

Anyways.... after going into it further, I came to know that the person who initially warn the world about any particular Toofaan,  name it after his Premikaa's name..... and finally I am convinced with them who are calling these destructive Toofaan as Laila or Katerina..... bcoz, after all...........
"Premikaayen aur Hassenaayen bhi to zindagi mein Toofaan jaisaa hi ghazab dhaati hain"...... hai naa ???

( with due respect to all Haseenaas n Premikaas )

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

" Fact n Fiction "


Simply trying to Co-relate student life with Movie titles... :D

      01.  School----------------------------------------Yaadein
      02.  Principal -------------------------------------Jaani Dushman
      03. Class Teacher------------------------------Gaj Gaamini
      04. Tution Teacher------------------------------Atithi Tum Kab Jaaoge
      05. Classes -------------------------------------- Kabhi Kabhi
      06. Class Mates---------------------------------Ek Se Badh Ker Ek
      07. Lunch Time----------------------------------Chalo Ishq Ladaayen
      08. Canteen---------------------------------------Kabhi Alvida Na kehna
      09. Girl Friend------------------------------------Aarzoo
      10. Course ----------------------------------------Godzilla
      11. Exams -----------------------------------------Akhri Daao
      12. Examination hall-----------------------------kurukshetra
      13. Exam-time ------------------------------------Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak
      14. Question paper ------------------------------Paheli
      15. Answer paper --------------------------------Kora kaagaz
      16. Cheating ---------------------------------------Chupke Chupke
      17. Paper Out--------------------------------------Aaja Nachle
      18. Examiner --------------------------------------The killer
      19. Last exam -------------------------------------Independence Day
      20. Paper correction ----------------------------Andha kaanoon
      21. Marks -------------------------------------------Assambhav
      22. Result -------------------------------------------Armaan
      23. Pass ---------------------------------------------Chamatkaar
      24. Fail -----------------------------------------------Devdas
      25. Supplementary -------------------------------Aakhri Raasta
      26. Vacation ----------------------------------------Waah....Tera Kyaa Kahnaa

      And Life now a days is something like...............
                        "Bhaagam Bhaag"     and     "Kabhi khushi Kabhi Ghum"




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