Hey.... you..... the old fellow... 2010.... Are you feeling bad, thinking about those 365 days spent with us.... you should be.... looking at what u gave us during these days.... 2G, 3G, Adarsh, Radia, Reddys..... corruption.... corruption.....only corruption.....because of you only we could not celebrate the achievements of our sports personalities.....
During this whole year our children were studying KBC instead of ABC..... and now the day before your fare well, you are saying NO ONE KILLED AARUSHi.... how sad..... :(
On 1st Jan2010 when we had celebrated your arrival, you were like a Jugal Hansraj of Maasoom... but today you look like Amreesh Puri...... Shame on you.... Just get away.. its all over for you..... let me welcome my dear 2011 now......
Hello.. my dear 2011......Today is the New year's eve.... All of us are going to welcome you with a lot of hope and positive energy..... you must be excited about it......
but I know just like every year... this time again till March/April you will be like a girl friend for us..... Charming...Soothing......Lovable..... and there after will be like the same Boodhi...Karkash Biwi.......
Hey dear 2011... just have a look on these poor people, welcoming you, sitting around the heat of burning tyre and praying to you......
NAYE SAAL HUMKO YEH UMMID DE-DE
TU SAPNE DE NA DE ..PER NEEND DE-DE
in other words......
NAYE SAAL HUMKO NAYA SAAZ DE-DE
MUTTON DE - NA- DE PER PYAAZ DE-DE
/bye 2010 /bye
wow! what a write up! I am still cracking with smiles and laughs...
ReplyDeleteHey and happy new year to you..
naya saal ummeedein de,
aur de dher saaare saaz.
deta hai to thoda mutton bhi de,
pur bhoole na dena wo "pyaaz"....
aa-d-aab arz hai... :)
Happy new year to you.
ReplyDeleteI really hope some one UP there listens to you and brings in a happier 2011.
Naina : Thnx a lot for dropping in here at my Blog.. how nice, agar pyaaz ke saath thoda mutton mil jaaye :P
ReplyDeleteChowla Sir : Happy new year to you too... and thnx for giving your views.. I desperately need a better 2011 .... Regards !!!
ReplyDeletefantastic and happy newyear
ReplyDeletewell said.... 2010 has given us corruption...but it also has given us priceless moments like...India excelling in cwg, Sachin's 200 run in odi. His half-century of centuries. Mr Nitish Kumar as CM of bihar n many more......
ReplyDeleteIts only the news of scams that were highlighted at the year end which has ruined the taste of 2010.
//NAYE SAAL HUMKO NAYA SAAZ DE-DE
ReplyDeleteMUTTON DE - NA- DE PER PYAAZ DE-DE//
Ha...ha...! Lovely Irfan...!
Reflected the "Allium" woes.
Wish you and all your beloved ones a wonderful and prosperous New year.
Sarfaraz : Thnx & very happy new year to you also... hope after your MBA get associated with someone like Radia or Barkha and do some Lobbying for people like me...."AAM AADMi"... :)
ReplyDeleteDON : Welcomw at APNIBOLI....
ReplyDeleteMy dear, thats what I have said above that because of these scams erupting one after other in the concluding year.. we could not even celebrate those milestones... and ruined the taste of 2010..
Thnx for reaction..keep writing same way... bcoz in the end its criticism only, that can improves ones ability....
Satish : Satish : thnx dear... keep coming on this page same way.... "HAAPY NEW YEAR"
ReplyDeleteI am going to try Mutton without Pyaaz///heheh.. nice write up
ReplyDeleteTU SAPNE DE NA DE ..PER NEEND DE-DE//// achaa hai.....
HAAPY NEW YEAR
outburst of scams did ruins the celebration of achievements by someone like Sayna..Sachin etc.
ReplyDeletelets try to forget all that and start 2011 with a new approach. nicely composed post.
sunidhi: thats better... because doing otherwise is not so easy /hihi
ReplyDeleterahul : yaa, we must have a new n +ve approach for upcoming days... thnx dear !!!
ReplyDelete"mutton de na de par pyaaz de de" waah kya kaha hai par I like mutton ....so thoda sa mutton de de or pyaaz thodi sasti kar de.kash ye naya saal amrishpuri na bankar hamare liye Robinhood Pandey ban jaaye
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR, BHAI.
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ReplyDeleteIrfan ji ,
For the first time I came on your blog through your comment on my blog , but I'm genuinely glad to be here.
It's really sad to see kids studying KBC , instead of ABC. And a year full of scams really spoiled the taste.
The few good events are the sole reason to forget the odd ones.
Thanks for this beautifully written post.
May this new year brings peace and joy in your life.
Regards,
Divya.
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afshan : Nice to see you here on my page... sasti pyaaz??? I hope Mr sharad pawar will look into your request...and 2011 may become R/hood Pandey for you.... but i have a doubt of happening anything like this.
ReplyDeleteplz do come again when I post my next... thnx !!!
ZEAL: Divya ji... its really pleasure to see u here on APNIBOLI... and thnx for all your compliments.
ReplyDeletein fact I am very new here.. still lot to learn...
so plz keep giving ur reactions in future also, on my upcoming posts, so that I can improve my write up. THNANX !!!
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALSO
Regards.....
hi irfan hw r u?
ReplyDeleteAchcha hai Bahut Achcha Hai (Nana k style mein)
Kabhi NDA to kabhi UPA Pyaaz to humein hamesha rulati aayee hai
Chahe koi bhi sarkar ho apne tenure mein ek baar sadi pyaaz zaroor khilati hai
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to you Irfaan ji,
ReplyDeletewish you a happy and prosperous new year.
jaankar khushi hui ki hamare state se bhi koi hame yaad karte hain :)
Imam Sb. : its really pleasure to see u here... PYAAZ.. khareedo to rulaata hai.. aur kaato to Aansu nikaalta hai...
ReplyDeleteplz keep writing on this page abt how you feel... it helps to do better....
SHUKRIYA (apne style me)..../blush
rajiv ji : nice to see u here.... your write up, at ur Blog is nice.... plz do keep writing here about my upcoming posts.... Thanx.
ReplyDelete"haapy new year"
yes, while the whole nation was busy with "NO ONE KILLED JESSICA" but our top probe agency CBI said "NO ONE KILLED AARUSHi" really a sad end of 2010 by closing this case. don't undrstnd where this agency is heading towards?
ReplyDeleteBTW, a beautifully penned post,
Nice one!
ReplyDeleteThis reminded me of an SMS I had recieved on the new year's eve.
"DOST ISS NAYE SAAL MEIN FAALTU SMS AUR PHOOL KI JAGAH 1 KILO PYAZ AUR TAMATAR BHEJ DENA"
Pathak ji: Being the top investigative agency, we all expect much more from CBI... sad part of the story is, now we r much more concerned abt PYAAZ than Aarushi'a death... bcoz till now most of the ppl here, hav written abt PYaaz only...
ReplyDeleteShobha ji: Thnx for ur visit..was missing u on couple of previous posts....
talking abt SMS.. most of the time its really Faaltu... aur uski jagah Pyaaz Tamatar mil jaye to kya kahne.....hehehhe... plz do come when I post my next..thnx.... Regards.
nice one irfan... u beautifully brought out d irony as d new yr passes... nicely compiled list of scams endin with pyaz....I wish this yr brings with it a renovated India, atleast we people can do our bit...
ReplyDeletepandit : welcome on my Blog....if we starts doing our bit, everything will be fine...lets see when we start ??? thnx for ur views.
ReplyDeletejust onion
ReplyDeletelike the way u have sum up the year
2010 equal corruption
pihhali bar ki baat yaad hai na jo news paper ke cartoon main tha murga bol raha tha ki pyaj kharidne ki aukat hai nahi chale hai murga khane
ReplyDelete@ sm : thnx again for sparing ur few moments here on APNIBOLI....:-)
ReplyDelete@ INDRAJEET : Welcome Sir ji... shayad usi cartoon se ye sher likh paaya hoon... thnx for giving ur views.
aashuo ki barsat hone ko baki hai,pahle pyaj katne se hoti thi ab katne se pahle hoti hai
ReplyDeletevery well placed.
ReplyDeletegreat post indeed.
hello Irfan, Sorry I did not read you rpost earlier but it was a worthy post. Nice one. Sachi umeed kartey hai ki kuch aur de ya na de, chain ki neend humko zaroor de yeh naya saal.
ReplyDeleteGreat way to welcome 2011..I liked your style of writing very much..amezing..I can't suggest you anything maan you are too good...
ReplyDelete@pramod ji: welcome to my Blog.. its really nice to see u here and sharing ur views...plz do come again...thnx nd Regards.
ReplyDelete@Always Happy : so u r here at my Blog, now I am also happpy...really....:) thnx
@Harshad : i think u r being too modest here.... as u know i am very new to Blogging world.. so lot to learn now.... plz do visit again and give some ideas.... i hav seen ur Blog, its full of Blogging ideas.... thnx again for coming here.
naye saal ke haardik shubhkaamnaayein aapko bhi, and the last two liners were LOlers...well written :)
ReplyDeleteSimply awesome,man! What a humorous mix of the current affairs! Surely you as a writer have a great inclination towards presenting things in a way that imbibes great humour quotient and wits which certainly appeals to the masses....I believe you must usher into pen down a book and turn into a writer...certainly u will rock dat way...way to go....gud luck!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd btw may this new year bring in more spicy news 4 u...HAPPY NEW YEAR:-)
@vineet : thnx dear..... do come in future also, would love to see u here again.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous : well, trying to do my best.. writing a book??? not my cup of tea dear.... BTW, i would love to break your Anonymity.... plz do give ur name here next time.. will be my pleasure to know abt u.... thnx for compliments.
Ek naya saal...
ReplyDeleteEk nayi ummeed..
Ek nayi subah... ek nayi roshni
Ek naya bahaar... ek nayi barsaat
Ek naya saal..
Aur hazaar nayi ummeed...
(Trying to be optimistic, hehe)
Nicely written... found ur blog on indiblogger. Write more.
Wish you a Happy Newyear!!
PS: Pls excuse my Hindi. I know its bad. LOL
Harsha
http://harshaunnikrishnan.blogspot.com/
नया साल मुबारक हो। पहले दे दिया हो तो दुबारा से। इस साल की शुरुआत तो करें। अपनी बोली पर हिंदी ही गायब है कैसे चलेगा बिरादर। आपशुरु करो मैं उस पोस्ट की एवज में दो प्याज जरुर दूंगा। मटन इतने में बनेगा या नहीं पता नहीं..क्योंकि खाता नहीं।
ReplyDeleteWow, loved the post! Have a great year ahead. :)
ReplyDelete@Harsha : thnx for ur maiden visit...posted a new one..hav a look
ReplyDelete@bindas bhai: naye saal ke haardik shubhkaamnaayein aapko bhi... hindi me likhna chaahta hun, per aap sab ki hindia ka standard dekh ker sankoch hota hain apni hindi per.... phir bhi aap ka aashirwad raha to zarur likhunga.
@ Vee : thnx dear.. plz do visit again on my new post
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